Friday, July 1, 2011

Post 28

How To Stay Young (List in Progress)

Eat soft-serve ice cream without a napkin.
Walk around barefoot.
Ask your mom to scratch your head.
Slurp the milk out of the cereal bowl.
Cut your own hair.
Run a stick along a metal fence.
Lie down on your dog.
Use too much peanut butter.
Ride your shopping cart.
Don't set an alarm.
Chew more than two pieces of gum at once.
Call people "ma'am" and "sir".
Cross your eyes.
Watch a slow-moving bug.
Don't mute the commercials.
Write with a pencil.

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