Post 44

Now here's a little story I've got to tell

About three right-wingers you know so well

It started way back in history

With Paul Ryan, Adelson, and me - Romney

Had a horsey named Rafalca for financial gain

Just me and my horsey and a job at Bain 

Stuck in a quagmire, because of who I fired 

Didn’t want the blame – retroactively retired 

One lonely Romney I be

All by myself without nobody

The campaign is beating down on my Touch of Gray

The polls are gettin' hot, I’m not sure what to say.

Lookin' for a mate I ran into a guy

His name is Paul Ryan, I said, "Howdy" he said, "Hi"

He told a little story that didn’t sound legit 

Seven terms in Congress and he’s looking to quit

The hour was at hand, I lacked a running mate 

His voice was hoarse, he whispered “I can guarantee my state” 

He said, "Can it be me?"

I said “let’s wait and see.”

Had a chance to leave

He denied my reprieve

He was quick to the point, I thought I was trapped 

He put his face up next to mine and this is what he rapped,

"Now my name is Paul Ryan and I hate the urban poor 

I think you know your polling sucks it’s time for something more 

Now what do we have here: a Mormon with gay fear;

I’ll help you out and raise your clout: I make myself clear?"

We stepped into the wind, in chilly Wisconsin, 

You think this campaign's over but it's ready to begin

"Now I got the looks, you got the dough

You got two choices of how this will go 

It's not a tough decision as you can see

You can lose the Christian fundie’s or you’ll run with me"

I said, I'll run with you if you can sway the middle classes

The left is blasting me for what I did to the masses

I did it for fun, I did it for sport 

I even hoped that they would self deport 

So I'm getting burned, they want my returns 

And  right about now it's time to let them yearn. 

The King Romney that is my name

And I know this fly guy who can fund our campaign."

We flew to Vegas in a private jet 

The beat was vanilla and the girlies? Upset. 

This dude was staring like he knew all our thoughts 

We took the empty spot next to him at the slots

Paul Ryan said, "Yo, you know this robber baron?"

I said, "I didn't." but it became apparent 

The dude said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny

My name's Sheldon A. and I have too much money."

Pulled out his wallet put it in my hand 

He yelled, "Pander to me!" to make sure I’d understand 

Funding uproar was being incited 

Sheldon bit back by citing Citizen’s United

"I'm Sheldon A. and I get respect

Corporate tax breaks is what I expect"

Paul Ryan was with it and he's my mate

So I said I’d fight for DOMA and a flat tax rate 

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is back, the job growth stopped 

We used to have health care, but that got dropped.

This is just a scary and yet cautionary note

But Mitt will take the White House, unless you vote.